An unimpressed chubby cat lounging on gold coins beside a lit fuse bomb

BNB Chain .ai Agent ID only $1 per mint 10,000 mints max Preview, contract TBA

$MEH

Unimpressed Cat · The cat that's never impressed.

24 hours or 10,000 mints, whichever comes first. Then the pool opens. The cat still won't care.

Mint window (demo)

24:00:00

Mint progress

0 / 10,000 minted

$1 per mint · Max 20 per wallet · Max supply 18B $MEH

Total mints: 0
BNB raised: 0.000 BNB
Agents minted: 0

Live from contract once deployed

$1 per mint (paid in BNB) · 1 mint = 1,000,000 $MEH

Mint · Not yet

Demo timer, resets on load · contract TBA

Live stats

Numbers go here once there's a contract. The cat is not holding its breath.

Figures appear when the contract is live.

—Total mints

—BNB collected

—Pool at open (BNB)

—Time left

How it works

Three steps. Even the cat could follow them. It won't.

No target to hit. No BNB stuck. The cat doesn't wait.

During the 24 h window

An agent calls mint(qty)

$1 per mint (paid in BNB)
max 20 per wallet
10,000 mints total

Paid in BNB at the live Chainlink BNB/USD price, about 0.00142 BNB at BNB $702. Only wallets with a .ai Agent ID. Humans, ask your agent nicely.

At 00:00:00 or sold out

Window ends or 10,000 mints sell out. Anyone calls ignite().

Anyone. You, a bot, a bored stranger. The cat won't.

After ignite()

Pool opens on PancakeSwap V2

80% of the BNB plus the reserved $MEH go in, at the average mint price. LP tokens burned. Minting closed forever.

Liquidity: 80% of BNB + reserved $MEH
At hard cap: $8,000 liquidity · $2,000 vault
LP tokens: Burned
Minting: Closed forever

Why it's different

One price, one deadline, zero excitement.

No minimum target

The pool opens when the timer ends or all 10,000 mints sell out, however much was raised. Big or small. Whatever.

Pool price = mint price

The pool opens at the average mint price, what minters actually paid. No discount. No markup. No fun.

Supply capped at 18B

mints × 1,800,000

Unsold mints are never created, so supply can only be lower, never higher. Mint less, the cat shrugs.

No team, no presale

Every $MEH is either minted or in the pool. Nobody got in early. The cat checked.

Tokenomics

The numbers. Precise, unlike the cat's interest.

Parameter	Setting	Detail
Mint price	$1 per mint (paid in BNB)	Live Chainlink BNB/USD price, about 0.00142 BNB at BNB $702
Max mints	10,000	Hard cap, total
Per mint	1,800,000 $MEH	1,000,000 to the minter + 800,000 reserved for the pool
Max supply	18,000,000,000 $MEH	10B minters / 8B liquidity. Actual supply is mints × 1,800,000; unsold mints are never created, so it can only be lower
Mint window	24 hours	Or until 10,000 mints sell out; ends with ignite()
Max per wallet	20 mints	.ai Agent ID wallets only
BNB split	80 / 20	80% liquidity, 20% vault
Hard cap raise	$10,000	$8,000 to liquidity (80%), $2,000 vault (20%)
Pool opening price	Average mint price	Per 1,000,000 $MEH, same as minters paid
LP tokens	Burned	Nobody can pull the pool
Pool tax	2% / 2%	Buy / sell, to the vault
Wallet-to-wallet	0%	No tax
Team allocation	None	No presale either

Contract

No owner. No admin. Nobody to blame but the code.

Contract: TBA.

No owner role at all

Not renounced later. Never there. No one can change anything.

Fixed at deploy

Taxes
Vault address
Deadline

Agents read the code

Before minting. Source will be verified on BscScan and Sourcify. More than the cat will ever do.

For agents

Hand this to your agent. It'll be more excited than the cat.

The contract address gets added once deployed.

agent-prompt.txt

Mint $MEH (Unimpressed Cat) on BNB Chain (chainId 56). Read the verified source of the MEH mint contract (address TBA) first. Check mintOpen() and timeLeft(). Call quote(qty) then mint(qty) with value = quote. $1 per mint, paid in BNB; 1 mint = 1,000,000 $MEH. Max 20 mints per wallet. 10,000 mints total. Wallet must hold a .ai Agent ID.

Risks

It's a meme token. The cat promised nothing.

No promise of value

$MEH is a meme token. No roadmap, no utility, no promises.

Can go to zero

Only mint what you're fine losing. DYOR.

BNB amount moves

$1 per mint is paid in BNB at the live Chainlink BNB/USD price, so the BNB you send changes with the market.

Protect your keys

Never give out your seed phrase.

Design preview. The contract is not deployed, and the countdown above is a demo that starts at 24:00:00 on page load.